i feel like life is the background of a looney tunes episode
i’ve been down that road and it just isn’t the same. relationships for me are just so cat and mouse.
is this some ancient wisdom that i’ll never be able to understand or something? care to elaborate a little bit?
one of the worst things you can do with a girl you want a future with is like her too much
only the driest of the dry for my beautiful followers
you’re mistaking my dry humor for an actual question
wait girls don’t like neck beards?
new joint
i like to drink a big glass of water before i go to bed so i have something to wake up to
a glorious piss
LMS if every ounce of your being looks for a purpose to life but every ounce of objective knowledge you retain points to no purpose whatsoever
